What an ungodly mess.

They were cold things, dead things, that hated iron and fire and the touch of the sun, and every creature with hot blood in its veins. They swept over holdfasts and cities and kingdoms, felled heroes and armies by the score, riding their pale dead horses and leading hosts of the slain. All the swords of men could not stay their advance, and even maidens and suckling babes found no pity in them. They hunted the maids through frozen forests, and fed their dead servants on the flesh of human children.

AAAAAHHHHH! LOOK AT HIS FACE! I WANT TO KISS IT!

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SPOILER ALERT FOR GAME OF THRONES AND GIRLS!


Game of Thrones. OMG. What is happening?! I can’t believe that the season is over. Dany was amazing with those dragons. I really hope that chubby guy in the end doesn’t die. He is so adorable. JUST SO MANY THINGS! WHAT THE FUCK WAS HAPPENING WITH JOFFREY AND MARGAERY!?

GIRLS! I literally screamed when I saw Chris O’Dowd. And even though I don’t like Adam and he was being such an asshole in the episode, I felt as a couple Hannah and him were cute. Maybe I’m just very lonely and like seeing relationships on TV. All the kissing was adorable. And the end with the “Sorry” wall was just so romantic. 

jenniferscorpse:

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…


modern Merlin (x)

I don’t know who Merlin is but I want that outfit because it is perfect and beautiful in every way! I need a nice colourful blazer in my life. 

modern Merlin (x)

I don’t know who Merlin is but I want that outfit because it is perfect and beautiful in every way! I need a nice colourful blazer in my life. 

(Source: brolinskeep, via underworked)

emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

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bloodonmytypewriterkeys:

slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry:

bible-humper:

monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

This post omting

Oh my Wilde because there is no God.

omting
positive-press-daily:

Dirty Harry(Krishna): Indian grandmother, 78, is believed to be the world’s oldest professional sharpshooter
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positive-press-daily:

Dirty Harry(Krishna): Indian grandmother, 78, is believed to be the world’s oldest professional sharpshooter

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